Models suck!

Two of my all time favourite people in this industry (Nick Raper and Kirsty Bisset) came up with a concept for a shoot and I just couldnt not be part of it. The caption for the pic was "I'll eat whatever I want!". We smeared a layer of margarine on that roll so thick you could walk around it for days, and filled it with tomato sauce and what not...it looked so disgusting.... and that brave girl actually took a bite, and swallowed it! What a trooper

I hate photos of myself

I really hate having my picure taken, it just feels so corny, say cheeeeeeeze!

Ignore the unruly eyebrows, the wild blush, the lazy eyes and the red lips (first and probably last time you'll see me with red lips, my generation is all about a dark smokey eye and nude lip - why do mua's never say eyes and lips? smokey eyes and nude lips is good grammar and a full face, smokey eye and nude lip is really just bad education and half a face of makeup!)

I had many, many, many, when I say many I really do mean a lot, of caiparinhas in me when this pic was taken. It was the first day I had ever worn really red nail polish and the peanut gallery was trying to convince me to wear red lipstick. I wouldnt budge until Mike the barman (complete with feather boa and stories of life in South America) started pouring caiparinhas down my throat. Anyhoo somehow I was part of a bet that saw me in red lips being photographed by Nick who was wearing fishnet stockings and gold heels..... what the hell was in those caiparinhas??? Add 2 drunk models and you have a ridiculously fun shoot.


For anyone thinking its a half decent pic of me have a look at the before pic, god I love photoshop! and omg I need to save up for surgery on those undereye bags, jeez they are more like trolleys than bags!


You can read the full story at http://www.modelbase.co.za/forums/8_3854_0.html, good times!


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Good girls gone bad

Derek Antonio Serra did a series called Alt-Girl. The original idea was to use alternative models but when supply didnt meet demand we had to transform beauty models into alternative models. Lots of black shadow and some body markers later these girls were definitely altered




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