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I did makeup for a wedding and absolutely loved how they presented their rings; a nice change from the usual rings-on-a-cushion approach.



It was only when I transferred the pic from my cellphone to my laptop that I noticed the background.... does anyone else see what I see?? Maybe I need to wash my mind out with Sunlight soap.

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Why it's good to have a gay friend

I did makeup for a wedding and one of the bridesmaids was convinced her dress was too low cut and that her boobs were going to pop out. We all sympathised and swore we would be on nipple alert, what else could we do?

A gay friend of hers arrived and within seconds of hearing the dilemma he had undone the bow on the front of her dress and hey presto converted it into a halterneck! Ingenius! Those boobs were going nowhere, she could have entered the Trampoline Championships if she wanted to. Clever boy.




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Is this a wedding or a tea party?

The bride, the bridesmaids, the mother of the bride, the mother-in-law and even the hairstylist were drinking tea as if it was going out of fashion. The staff at the venue had to go to the venue across the road to ask for more tea bags, and we had only been there for about two hours! I had visions of the staff member returning empty handed and being faced with an angry mob (not very weddingy at all): "More tea, more tea, MORE TEA!!". And they say coffee is addictive


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Bridal Boredom

I am not a fan of bridal makeup. Uptight brides resisting any colour on their faces, panicked bridal parties, the inevitable peanut gallery that insists they know more about makeup than you do.... I am not a fan of bridal makeup!

My portfolio has beautiful girls in it, they simply outshine any bride I add to my portfolio. Overall I find that brides are not pretty, they are not ugly, but next to the models pics they just do not compare.

So I decided to do a bridal studio shoot complete with a fake bride and borrowed dress. I am a fan of 'frides' - fake brides!