Why it's good to have a gay friend

I did makeup for a wedding and one of the bridesmaids was convinced her dress was too low cut and that her boobs were going to pop out. We all sympathised and swore we would be on nipple alert, what else could we do?

A gay friend of hers arrived and within seconds of hearing the dilemma he had undone the bow on the front of her dress and hey presto converted it into a halterneck! Ingenius! Those boobs were going nowhere, she could have entered the Trampoline Championships if she wanted to. Clever boy.




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