Friday, February 4, 2011

It's the end of the world

One day, the humans in Johannesburg woke up and instead of blue skies and sunshine they saw this:
Within minutes there was widespread interest and slight panic, THE SKY IS FALLING!! I could picture chaos in the matrix too, "A boom mike? A boom mike. A BOOM MIKE!?!?!?!" (if you haven't seen Bolt do it now)

Facebook was flooded with pics of the phenomenon.... and we laugh at Japanese tourists



Everyone was instantly a self proclaimed journalist reporting from the depths of doom, if they didn't immediately add to the millions of identical pics on Facebook we would surely cease to exist.

Luckily for me I had Lisa in the trenches and got a first hand account of the events from someone I know and trust, I was to be saved from the impending doom, hooray!!
Well I would have been if she didn't take the pic from behind a window covered in bird poop. If it really was the end of the world, forget flashbacks of my life, my last thought would have been 'we have put a man on the moon, surely birds can be trained to dig a little hole in the ground to do their business in?'. Yip, the aliens would have dared each other to eat my chewy but tasteless brain. Lisa claims it's paint not poop, but I zoomed in, it's poop. She's a model. And blonde. It's poop.

After an hour or so the panic calmed and I was getting bored of the streams of end-of-the-world pics. And then I saw the best pic ever!!!
Such a clever boy! (I wonder if the SPACE shirt was a coincidence? *cue creepy alien music*). Kyle Goulden is a photographer I haven't worked with yet, but I have to. I am gonna show that pic to someone in a long time from now and they'll say 'yeah I know that pic, you know how many awards it has won?'. And I will have worked with him.

Here are some other pics of his work:




That last one is my favourite! No, seriously, why haven't I worked with him yet?

2 comments:

  1. DAWWWWW. You made me wet in my private areas. Thank you so so much !

    We must work together indeedy, and I wont lie, I was stressing my ass off to try get a shot that was really cool and then this came along.

    Thanks so much. :)

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  2. Great blog Stav! Love your writing style, very quirky!

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